Never try this with an enema

This really belongs on the site. I was bored during a lazy afternoon, so I filled an enema bag with half regular household soap and half water. After plugging it in and letting it drain, only five minutes later my stomach felt WAY too bloated and painful, so I let go. My bottom burned as I kept swelling up while shooting foam out of my rear end. It might sound silly, but the pain was intense—I just rocked back and forth on the toilet repeating “oh god I don’t want to die like this.” My anus was very inflamed, causing a lot of discomfort from all that foaming. I was sweating and almost crying. Anyway… The lesson is: stick with water.