reduce the protrusion

… 4618e25c09 I plan to create a plaster shield using double sided sticky tape, attaching it directly to myself with the aim of keeping everything in place between my legs. I’ll report back on how it goes. First up is clearing away all the hair from that region.

Another suggestion: apply a generous layer of clingfilm or something similar over the area! [Is this the time to say "I can clearly see you're nuts"]