"The Sperminator" (or Just Another Pump Among Friends...)

There are a few threads discussing artificial cum, with some focusing on reusing old ejaculates and others explaining the delivery methods. Today, I believe I’ve found an answer! :mrgreen: I disassembled a budget-friendly “touchless soap dispenser” The unit has a large reservoir for soap, a motion sensor (a basic IR distance sensor), a microcontroller, and a peristaltic pump. It runs on four AAA batteries. Wave your hand under the nozzle, and it dispenses a dose of soap. image.jpg image.jpg image.jpg Peristaltic pumps are clever little devices that can handle even rather gross fluids while providing a measured amount. Here, it handles liquid hand soap without complaint. The mechanism works by squeezing a flexible hose with rollers, ensuring no mechanical parts touch the fluid being pumped. All I had to do was attach another container for my “liquid of choice,” and presto! The Sperminator came into existence. image.jpg

For testing purposes I used the original motion sensor and controller, but any other controller will work as long as it supplies 6V to the pump. This controller even runs briefly in reverse after dispensing to "snort" up any drop hanging from the spout. Activating the sensor delivers about 2 mL of water from the reservoir. (Actually a pretty standard amount for ejaculate) I used the body of a 20 mL syringe. It holds enough volume and has clear measurement lines. The best part (in my opinion) is that it's both affordable and safe. Additionally, cleaning it is easy; just let it pump hot, soapy water through it. You could remove the hose for cleaning, but reassembling it might be tricky. Larger pumps or compressed air devices can actually cause physical harm.... This one will only hurt your feelings if you have to move your hand away from the sensor because the TENS device zaps you. :love: Edit: Oh joy! It's smarter than I expected! Pressing the "on"-button allows you to cycle through three settings, delivering two, four, and "a little more than five" mL when activated.

That's brilliant! What inspired you to come up with this device in the first place? cheers!