hotel enjoyment during an extended stroll

So I just did a long walk of sorts at the hotel. same hotel that housekeeping just found me in. This was not planned. I was prison tie sitting in the room and walked out to smoke a cig and get my womens bathing suit and daisy dukes. I am also dressed in juniors stressed jeans g string hose bra and really cut black strechy w cute top and brand new white wedge heels. So i walk out and pull the door behind me to keep the bugs out and as i hear the door click i panic as i dont have my key. So i had to walk down a flight of stairs and down about 300 yard of walk way that is all open. I took the second floor around to the stairs and on the way was spotted by a couple doing laundry. than down the stairs and to the front night window inwhich the window was just low enough to high the bell but high enough to hide my bindings. guy gives me a key and i start back the way i had come. however after claiming the stairs i spot a lady smoking outside. I have seen her all day and she smokes 2 or 3 before going in. So back down stairs i go. I get about half way and the couple who had been doing laundry up stairs comes out of their down stairs room. the spot me again and just watch. I stand there for a few minutes as well as they do. finally i just gave in and started walking again. i get to them and they laugh and start talking in spainsh. I walk by them and keep going. I get to the corner to find yet another guy standing outside. I wait him out a few minutes and he goes in. Than i take the last leg up the stairs and to my room. guess what my key does not work. lucky my wife who i could not get to wake up in the first place has awoken to use the rest room and comes to the door as i am heading for round 2. now i lay here with tired legs and sore feet. Now as to how i was tied. I had taken my legs irons and ran a small pad lock thru the links to shorten them up. I had maybe 4 inchs of travel when walking. The loop i had from, that was then attached to a chain and lead to my waist and locked joining the chain links and securing my handcuffs to my waist. thus making a SLOW long walk