Public Humility...

It’s not the most probable situation, but I often dream about it… Logistically and legally speaking, I don’t think it can actually happen, yet it would be entertaining… To start, I insert a vibrating butt plug, then secure a ball stretcher so nothing falls out or comes off. I lock my leather chastity shorts and hide them under loose running shorts. Next up is a latex chest harness which I also latch shut, covered by a baggy T-shirt… After that, I hail a cab to take me to a nearby sex shop where an arranged blind date mistress awaits outside. Upon arrival, she secures locking cuffs on my wrists and ankles along with a posture collar, clips a leash to my ball stretcher, then guides me inside straight into the BDSM area. She has me shed all regular clothes and kneel at her feet. The first person who enters this section gets offered to me for any oral pleasure they desire; there’s just one condition: if it’s a woman, her cum must end up covering my chastity belt (if she squirts), while if it’s a man, he needs to ejaculate all over my face so it’s obvious I’ve just had a blowjob. If the shop clerk wants in too, she happily invites them along as well. This continues until we hit our pre-agreed safeword, at which point she takes off the leash and sends me home without returning my clothes… Delicious, don’t you think?

:?::?::?::rofl: I picture an arrest, a court date, and probably one of those odd press stories that radio morning hosts grab from the web to fill airtime... Maybe even a nod in Strangest Stories of the Week... Keep this firmly in fantasy land. It wouldn't exactly be a non-fiction bestseller.:mrgreen: Jenny.