Suggestions for Using an Anal Hook

After losing the Stanley Cup in a drunken rage, I bought an anal hook. Now that it’s on its way, what are some good ways to use it? I have lots of rope, two sets of hand cuffs, two sets of leg cuffs, and plenty of pad locks.

ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa blackhawks ftw:D:D:D Image I've found that "normal" anal hooks, the ones marketed as such, are actually quite limited. I think the curve is slightly too wide. Scroll past the "related items" clutter for these; they show the main uses I've discovered for my own self-bondage setup: Note that the cat tail post isn't a true anal hook—it's a much smaller hook originally meant to hold curtains back, lol. The others are real stainless steel hooks though.