Homemade Cum Recipe! - Simple

So I was cooking up some pasta today for a bake, and it hit me—the residue left behind (the stuff you drain off the noodles at the end, which is probably starch) looks remarkably like cum. It crossed my mind to taste it! And sure enough, the texture was spot on.

Here’s what you need:

• A handful of pasta
• A small pot for boiling
• Water
• A strainer or sieve
• A bowl

Boil the pasta until tender (usually around 15 minutes). Once cooked and looking nice and slimy, get your strainer and a bowl ready. Place the bowl underneath, pour the pasta into the strainer! Give it a good shake to separate the liquid from the solids. If it looks like mine in the photo, you’re there—Homemade CUM! Just add more water if you want extra volume;) I used about 4 handfuls and got plenty, so smaller portions work too! Sorry if this has been shared before; just wanted to pass it along:rofl:

Hope you enjoy gorging yourself on this tasty-looking treat! If you prefer a salty kick, add a pinch of salt:whip: Jack!<3

It would really help if we knew which brand and type of pasta you used. *They are made from different ingredients after all.* :roll::roll::rofl:

> member_1f9bfbb908 wrote: > they tend to be made of different ingredients Exactly. If my pasta drained something that looked like cum, I’d probably put on a hazmat suit and toss it in the trash...:shock::mrgreen: Jenny.