News report: DIY sex gadget mishap

This happened four years ago, but I just came across this news story and find it equally hilarious and educational.:rofl: Woman injured in sex toy mishap The incident was reported to local fire and rescue services around 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who placed the call explained that he had positioned a sex toy over a saber saw blade before using the power tool on his partner; however, the blade sliced through the plastic and injured her. The victim, a woman of 27, was reportedly hurt and bleeding. She was subsequently airlifted to Prince George’s hospital center by a Maryland State Police helicopter. County law enforcement officials familiar with the media coverage said that although they weren’t initially called to investigate, they would likely follow up to confirm it was indeed an accident involving consensual behavior.

Sorry but I don't think that is funny at all. It's grotesque. Imagine having your insides cut up with a sabre saw; fuck that. You can die from mistakes like that. It shows you have to think three times before playing with dangerous items.

Sounds like he was trying to make a fucking machine and forgot to remove the blade.:shock::?

> member_b60058a8b8 wrote: > sorry but I dont think that is funny at all. its geousum. imagine having your insides cutup with a sabour saw fuck that. you can die from mistakes like that. shows you have to think 3 time before playing with dangerous items. Just about my opinion, though I would have found a more polite way of expressing it.:idea: > member_dd89855a60 wrote: > Sounds like he was trying to make a fucking machine, and forgot to remove the blade.:shock::? Hormones and Homer Simpson - bad combination.:roll: Jenny.