My Recent Experience

I usually go with what most folks recommend, and here I blended several of those ideas. It’s a mix of Bathtub Bound, Icy-hot, and that old childhood game bobbing for apples—though the name escapes me.

I own a homemade spreader bar along with handcuffs, starting first with the spreader bar. I enjoy strolling about while getting ready already wearing it. The key to my cuffs rests on a floating chain inside the tub. Afterward, I slather Deep Blue all over the exterior of the tub and its ledge.

Once everything is prepped, I kneel outside the bathtub with enough rope between the spreader bar and handcuffs so that my legs settle into an exhausting posture, then snap shut my cuffs. From this stance, sitting fully back isn’t possible since it adds strain to my ankles via the spreader bar; kneeling completely upright would cause Deep Blue to smear across my genitals.

After filling up the tub, I retrieved the floating key using only my teeth. Since I have a shorter torso, leaning against the edge meant getting coated in more of that gel.

To reach for the key before grabbing it, I created ripples by dipping my head under until water pushed the key closer to me. Perhaps someday I’ll place the key on an apple resting at the bottom instead—but caution is needed because leaning too far might send you splashing into the tub! The core concept remains: retrieving your freedom’s key means becoming thoroughly covered in Deep Blue.