Trapped by myself during a self-bondage session as I type

I’ve never tried self-bondage with ice before. I expected a single cube to vanish quickly, but it’s been forty-five minutes and it still hasn’t melted; plus, the key is out of reach so I can’t unlock myself yet.

I could yank on the shower curtain to hook the keys down, though that would ruin the curtain and force me to buy another one. My family will definitely wonder what happened to it! I’m hoping nobody comes home while I’m stuck like this. The earliest my dad gets back is twenty minutes from now, and the ice cube looks just as solid as when I started.

Fuc.k if someone catches me in here, it would be so embarrassing. What on earth could I say? Please melt faster!:gag: