First attempt using ice, two socks, and two belts for a foolproof setup

I’m fond of that ice loop concept I spotted here. I simply stuffed a long tube sock with ice, threaded it through the belt’s end loop, and had plenty of extra sock material to form a slip knot for my hands once I secured the belt ends to the bed frame.

This seems foolproof; there is no way two socks could fail—either they both fit or neither does—through the belt loops after the ice melts. The worst-case scenario would just be me getting caught in the act by someone unexpected. I’ve been experimenting with it: it might be better to tie the sock ends, still full of ice, directly to the bed frame so that the metal eyelet sits between the tied end and the ice chunk, then create a slip knot in the belts for my hands. It’s getting a bit complex already because I can’t test it fully until I find more things to secure my feet with. Otherwise, I could use them to push the belts off my wrists, which would make it feel authentic. Maybe I should just tie my big toes and see how that feels—wrists and big toes anchored to the four bed corners. I need a girl to help me out! But I’m too shy to admit exactly how much I enjoy this stuff.