Challenge.

Here’s a doable one for anyone. Begin with a nice shave or waxing treatment. Paint your toenails bright red. Slip into your most feminine garter, stockings, and a coordinating camisole. Then apply just a hint of perfume to your dick. Feel free to add any extras you prefer; the butt plug and cockcage are solid picks. You could also write words like “slut,” “whore,” and “cunt” all over your skin (just keep them off your face). After that, throw on some boy clothes and head down to your local Home Depot. Stroll through the aisles among the rugged-looking construction workers. Spot the most attractive girl employee and ask her to point you toward something specific. Commit to staying at least 30 minutes in the store before trying to escalate things. As you make your way home, ponder what it would feel like to get caught.