the big DIY tampon experiment

this will likely provoke some chuckles from the women, perhaps a few expressions of confusion as well. hopefully there’ll be plenty of laughter about corsets bursting open. the idea began with a private message I received on Fetlife. it came from a cross-dressing fellow just like me who was envious of ladies and their tampons. never having gone through his own period, he assumed the tampon represented the peak of Western feminine capability. we had all experimented with them before (>_>;)? right? but he had two specific gripes.

1. they aren’t thick enough, and
2. their strings are too short. each point makes sense for anyone who enjoys buttplay. actually, most of our chat revolved around his ultimate query: have I ever come across tampons bigger than the standard size? I hadn’t. [time moves on, nearly two months later somewhere in Texas a tumbleweed rolls by.] so there I am beneath my bathroom sink repairing something leaky—because that’s what men do and I’m pretty great at it—and I spot about two large bags of maxi pads left behind by my ex. curiosity gets the better of me so I rip one open. It looked like an underwhelming gadget, so I set it aside to continue working. Then it struck me. presenting: the tampon project. now all sissies who enjoy details can celebrate yet another feminine activity: crafting your own oversized butt-sized tampon here’s how we’ll do it using those pads. you’ll need some maxi pads and a cord for the string—I used clothesline here. We will also use pipes shortly. Image step one unfold a maxi pad; I believe most have adhesive on the inside to stick them to underwear, which is great. peel off the protective layer and place your cord across it. Image step two roll the pad tightly. After a few rolls, bring one end of the cord back over the top and keep rolling. This secures the cord inside so you can pull it out later. Image step three do step two again on that same folded-over end of the cord. Roll a bit more, continuing until one side runs out of cord while leaving just one long tail (the handle you pull to retrieve it). Image success you now have a massive tampon sized for your backside. if the pad had adhesive, it holds its shape nicely making things even better. Image constructing the delivery device sorry to say this, but when we create tampons of this magnitude they stop being mere insertion tubes and become proper launchers instead. The launcher was built from a 1” pipe cut to size with a 3/4” tube sliding inside as the plunger. I smoothed the edges on both inner and outer tubes using a sanding drum on my Dremel so entry wouldn’t hurt. Image push the tampon into the rear end, then use the plunger to shove it forward until slightly protruding from the opening. The red tape around the plunger edge provided friction to keep it from falling out during transport. Image don’t forget to fray the cord tip a little for authenticity. The result is a tampon twice as wide as usual. If you feel particularly mischievous, fill your boy toy with enema solution before popping one of these in to seal everything up nicely.

do not flush tampon or launcher.