Backyard Binding Challenge

I bet some of you spotted this in a previous thread but just chose to stay quiet:cry:

I decided it was worth starting its own discussion.

The concept involves binding yourself up and navigating through various stations in your backyard to collect the necessary keys, which ultimately unlock the final key needed to re-enter your home.

Many of these ideas are quite a stretch: **PLEASE IGNORE THE HORRIBLE PHOTOS I’M TERRIBLE AT DRAWING AND IT’S NOT MY FAULT **:cry: THIS IS A FICTIONAL SCENARIO TRY IT AT YOUR OWN RISK, AND DON’T FORGET THE INGREDIENTS CAN BE QUITE COSTLY!

To begin: Tight handcuffs behind the back; your mouth will handle most of the tasks. The handcuffs link securely to both your collar and underwear. You can choose to wear a diaper if that appeals, but everyone needs to drink 2 litres of water prior. Wear an oversized bra (think EE cup size) for added humiliation. Makeup? Adds extra embarrassment. Alternatively, instead of the butt plug with its crotch rope / chastity belt setup which connects to the handcuffs, you could opt for a ponytail-style butt plug and crotch rope. Start off coated in something sticky like honey or syrup.

You’ll look roughly like this from behind: The photo doesn’t show a bra. Your underwear is permanently wedged deep into your bottom! This means every time you bend over, it pulls tighter:D Ensure the underwear is robust enough to withstand strong tugs without ripping during self-wedging.

The stations: These can be tackled in any sequence:

Station 1 A key hidden within a heap of fresh grass / feathers / cotton wool or another sticky, humiliating material that adheres to the skin.

Station 2 A bucket suspended from a tree or fence by a rope. You must pull it down using your hands or teeth to retrieve the key. This process also coats you in an unpleasant goo. Urine? Paint? Ketchup? Mustard? Syrup? You might even have multiple buckets! evil grin

Station 3 Perhaps slightly exaggerated, but involves crawling into a bush or shed. Once you remove the key with your mouth, the string releases and a weighted paddle swings down onto your bottom. Alternatively, this could involve activating the remote for a vibrating butt plug.

Station 4 A key resting at the center of a paddling pool, covered by a thin layer of water-based paint. To retrieve it using your hands, you’ll need to lie on your back or get the paint onto your rear end. A courageous soul might grab it with their teeth, though getting paint in the mouth and face is not recommended.

Station 5 If there’s a front garden door, place one key simply out on the driveway. This might require you to have already retrieved the grass pile key, meaning you can only do this station once you’re fully covered in grass for maximum embarrassment.

Station 6 A large water container or bucket operating within a pulley system (perhaps over a greased tree branch) holding both a key and a weight. As you drink enough water, the bucket rises, allowing the key to drop once sufficient liquid is consumed. A metal ring on the branch ensures the pulley moves in only one direction.

Station 7 The sole path to one specific key involves walking across sections of ground where several pieces of sellotape are laid face-up, each sprinkled with dry rice grains. Stepping on one sticks it to your foot, initiating Chinese tape torture which is hard to remove.

Station 8 A ladder whose first few rungs are greased. If you fall backward (remembering you can’t use your hands), you land on a mattress COVERED in shaving foam (roughly 7-10 bottles worth; you’ll be absolutely coated!). The key rests on the branch supporting the ladder.

Station 9 If there’s an opening to your neighbor’s backyard, toss one of the keys into their garden! I’m familiar with English law: entering isn’t trespassing unless you break the peace or force entry. However, this increases your chances of being charged with public indecency!

SAFETY MEASURES A window leading to the house is shut but unlocked and large enough for passage. Opening it triggers a rope (connected to an interior handle) that drops a heavy bucket of paint onto the floor. Alternatively, if your backyard has two rear doors, one remains unlocked yet booby-trapped similarly. Or perhaps a spare key with its own trap; dropping alongside a cherished item that crashes down with it. And don’t forget an emergency hands-free phone? Also, if neighbors emerge with video cameras RUN LIKE HELL:lol: