thistle session

I had the house all to myself for a week and wanted an amazing selfbondage experience, so I decided to give the “thistle” method a go. It’s available on the main site but with more items included.

First, I went out and gathered stinging nettles. I taped them onto a string about 30 feet long, attaching the key for my heavy-duty handcuffs at the end. Next, I found some of my girlfriends’ underwear—specifically the briefs, not thongs. I cut an opening in the front and secured everything else with tape: a blindfold and a ball gag covered by more tape.

I then fashioned a duct-tape corset that made it quite difficult to breathe properly. I put on one of my girlfriend’s bras along with her mini skirt, taped my shins to my thighs, and used a homemade spreader bar. As I closed the handcuffs, I sat there for about five minutes taking it all in.

Then I started testing everything out. I tried to scream but only managed muffled sounds. It turned me on quite a bit. When I attempted to free myself from the cuffs and leg bindings, I couldn’t get loose. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t spit out the ball gag either. My penis was rock hard but still pointed downward because of the tight underwear.

I began slowly pulling the string so that the first nettle would enter. It had to drag all the way down over my penis, between my balls, across my anus through my crack, and out the top of the underwear. I pulled and… oh damn, ouch! The sting made me shake violently. I tried to do it quickly; it was horrible. My penis went limp while stinging and burning along with all the other places it touched.

I still had 22 more nettles left. After finishing them all, I went for the key. It wouldn’t go into the hole because I hadn’t tested it exactly as the scenario described. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t get it in. By then, I was hungry and thirsty and needed to use the bathroom. My privates felt very numb.

I got so angry that it didn’t work that I started crying—not because of anything related to the ball gag. I fell asleep for what felt like an hour or so. When I woke up, my legs were sore, and I still couldn’t breathe well due to the corset and the ball gag.

I pulled really hard this time, and it worked! I yanked the string all the way out, but it snapped in the process. After another 45 minutes of struggle, I managed to retrieve the key from behind me. I will never do that scene again.