"LMAO PROFESSIONAL STREETWALKING HOOKER"

Well, at least I can claim it was business. :D:D:D You see, we had to brand some signs for a shop that is just about to open. Of course there’s a catch, if you want to call it that. This shop sits on a corner in what has to be the shadiest “red light district” in Germany’s capital, and I mean really shady. We’re talking all those “fuckedup” “working girls” who need money for their next hit/shot/something offering services right there. So while we started work around 9 am, we had a good laugh watching the “scenery”. It’s just absurd to watch people driving round the block in their cars five to ten times, often hitting the same girl multiple times to see if they can do “business.” Let me digress here: this shows again how much man needs it and I mean male gender for a reason. Most of these girls are just trying to scrape enough cash together to pay their dealer for the next shot. Who in their right mind would pick up a woman like that off the street during lunch break for a quickie in the car?? Since there’s no showering before or after, it’s basically “germ city expressway,” with six lanes each way. And as for some of these girls: if you didn’t see them hanging around that specific street corner, you’d mistake them for a lost, old homeless “lady”. * Some sell the blowjob for 10 € & charge an extra 10 if they remove their artificial teeth:shock::shock: * But the fun part came when it was time to take a break and curb our nicotine habit. I had my apprentice with me (21, female, long legs & hair), really easily the most attractive woman @ on the whole street. So us standing outside smoking basically caused a traffic jam each time, along with lots of honking and windows pulled down with obvious questions. There was even a guy who sat in his car waving at us to come over while we smoked. Even me waving him off didn’t stop him. In fact, after about 10 minutes he showed me the bird. I wanted to tell him he “is wasting his time because we are just working here” but then I thought what the heck, he probably won’t understand the difference. :roll::roll::roll::roll: