Greetings everyone! --Perhaps I've Found My Place

Hi everyone. I’ve had a long-standing interest but very little hands-on experience. SOMEHOW last week I stumbled upon this site and have been captivated ever since! Turns out, I’m not the only one. I’m a male hetero switch. Your scenarios really intrigue me with their humor:D The predicaments are just what I love!:oops: Take dripping ice water (Chinese water torture). The “Suck and Blow” scenario cracks me up too! Especially for a straight guy who has no real desire to do it, but if he wants the key, he’ll have his hands full!:rofl: Plus, I imagine the inefficiency between sucking and blowing is hilariously high, so recommendations like starting with a large bucket plus using a plastic sheet make perfect sense. Forced enemas for fidgeting or cheating also appeal to me. Wonderful and fascinating concepts. Can’t wait to see more from you twisted geniuses.:hi: We’ll find out what I can contribute too. I’d love to bring some unexpected surprises/practical jokes.