Why Men Should Wear Skirts

It seems to me that women have it easy. I’ve got my leg encased in plaster, which means I can’t bend down enough to pull up a pair of pants. Women, on the other hand, just yank an elastic-waisted skirt over their head and they’re done. Problem solved. Right now I’m sporting a long cotton gypsy skirt with two underskirts for extra warmth without overheating. It’s comfortable, so there I am staying put. Even my kilt doesn’t offer quite that much coverage. It really is too bad that people don’t accept what I have on as appropriate for a man, even if it were simple and lacked lace details. If women gave it some thought, they’d surely get their revenge when the wind picks up and lifts their skirts right off them. They’ll just laugh at our embarrassment.:oops: