software-driven tens unit for remote stimulation

I use an erostek 232 audio-driven tens unit. I set up TeamViewer so you can access MP3 files or any other audio on my PC and the internet to control my pain and pleasure from afar. I have Monday morning off and am looking for a driver. Ideally female, inventive-minded with a mean streak. My setup prevents permanent damage while giving you plenty of control; you can even watch me squirm via webcam. With all this software available, someone needs to come up with a devilish idea.