fun moments: keywords that led searchers to my website

my blog uses google analytics so i can see which content is getting views and decide what to do next based on those trends. it also shows the keywords people use when they find my site via search.

most of these are pretty obvious, but i want to share some of the more amusing ones that have led visitors here. there’s no privacy concern since google doesn’t provide personal data like ip addresses; it just gives an overview of how your site is discovered through search.

strangely enough, sometimes when i type a keyword into google myself, my site doesn’t show up in the results, yet people are still finding it that way.

frogtied stuck in cat door i write about frogties, but not specifically about getting trapped in pet doors…

punched in the face bondage correct, i don’t have any posts about punching folks in the face.

how to tie up a sleeping person get bondaged while asleep i wonder if my site was linked indirectly to news stories about someone being abducted during sleep. that’s actually one of my top fantasies: imagining myself as the sleeping beauty, waking up and thinking, “huh? what is this place? why am i restrained?”

diy femdom step one, get a mean girlfriend.

fetish fetish fetish yep, you’re covered there.

show me how fisting works with photos oddly enough, as of about a week and a half ago, i do cover that topic.

strappado with spreader bar and 3/4 inch rope from 8ft ceiling north side apartment high heels that’s quite specific. luckily, my apartment is actually on the south side.

how can i work in full body corset and and posture collar videos can you work in a corset and posture collar these were likely the same person doing some research. yes, i certainly can; it all depends on having a decent chair and positioning the monitor correctly.

spanking santa clause i saw mommy spanking… sannnnnta clause. underneath was the missle toe last niiiiiight.

gingers have no souls i almost feel sorry for whoever typed that South Park quote into google, only to land on my page about me sticking ginger root up my butt. well, almost.

my boyfriend has a small penis :(

run over by a car fetish :(((((

figging story -gay -twink -man -boy sucks to be you because i’m still a man; i laugh at your attempt to use google filters.

brent i have no idea who brent is, but i promise he isn’t on my site.