I need a selfbondage (or regular bondage) dare.

Hi everyone, The wife asked me to request a dare so here i am.:D It can either be bondage or selfbondage (with her keeping the keys and deciding when i get out) and the only “parameters” we want is as secure/inescapable as possible, not outdoor/public, no “pain” and no scat/pee stuff. If we get multiple scenarios/dares, we’ll try to do one a weekend.:) The list of gear we have is pretty extensive so i’ll try to remember all of it: Cock cuff (which will stay on) tons of chains of various sizes tons of padlocks of various sizes, most keyed, a few combination a few locking leather cuffs 6 pairs of hinged handcuffs 4 pairs of thumbcuffs A couple of 2’ and 3’ spreaderbars 5-point lockable steel shackles a locking steel collar and a pink leather collar various gags (locking harness inflatable gag, locking harness ballgag, locking harness penis gag, regular ballgag and a non-locking harness ballgag) 2 straitjackets (one leather that uses straps, one that’s canvas that locks with padlocks) Thanks!