Budget-Friendly French Maid Roleplay for Tom

This seems like the perfect spot to pose my query… First, let me set the stage. My wife mentioned last weekend that she’d love for me to dress up as a French maid for her. I had asked before if she ever wanted to role-play with me in some fetish gear, but this one caught me off guard. As for dimensions: I’m a 5’10” bald guy with a beard, aged 52, and fairly slender at 170 lbs. Plus glasses. I’ve been browsing the community all evening and am really getting into it. The stuff at Halloween costume shops looks silly. If I’m going to do this for her, I want to have some fun! I figure it might take all summer to assemble everything. Maybe we’ll head out to a party on Halloween itself; that would make it feel just slightly less strange! I honestly don’t know where or how to start. Seriously! The only thing I’m sure of is no heels, since I’m already tall enough. Probably cheap, used black pumps? Or boots? My feet are men’s size 11. Definitely need a wig too. Goodness, what would I look like with eye makeup and lipstick… and I absolutely want to shave my legs and wear nice sexy nylons. I’m fairly hairy; do I have to shave the whole damn body?? Where does one stop? Is this even possible for under $100? What can I find at resale shops? Maybe I can piece things together at Goodwill… I throw myself on your mercy. Any help out there for a newbie cross-dresser? Thanks! - Tom PS - good heavens, I even need to change my name for this role. What’s the feminine version of Tom or Thomas??:shock::shock::shock: