Toy Stashes and What's Inside

Every time I think I’ve seen everything possible, something new catches my eye that I absolutely need! What’s in your sex toy stash - and what are you hoping to pick up next? There are surely more toys out there waiting for me.

My largest item is a fucking-machine (perfect if you enjoy anal stimulation – those who don’t will never quite grasp the appeal!). It’s the “Hide-A-Cock” model by KTM. For the price, it was excellent value and highly entertaining. Importing it from the USA cost an arm and a leg, but every penny was well spent. I pair it with a full-size vac-u-lock dildo.

Even with that large dildo attached, penetration is smooth. Vibrators: I own about five or six, but without question, the best is the Doc Johnson i-Toy (variable pulse), which works great inside hollow butt-plugs. Just be aware: it guzzles batteries if you leave them installed! Butt plugs: The Ass Master by Doc Johnson is made of plastisol and features a handle with an almost perfect shape. I also have an “anatomical” plug that has a peculiar bulbous twist; it’s hollow to accept a vibrating egg, which works wonderfully. Additionally, there’s a triple-ripple style plug and a large standard jelly one. Anal beads: I own three different varieties, though I don’t use them frequently. They do hit the spot when the mood strikes. TENS unit: It’s a therapeutic model (you often find these cheap at car boot sales). The power ranges from 1 to 10, but I rarely crank it past seven and a half! It’s an incredible tool for zapping your backside. EMS unit: Tiny in size but packs quite a punch. Personally, I still prefer the sensation of the TENS unit. I bought the EMS specifically for use with an electo-plug, but that plug is too small to be truly interesting – though I do use it now and then. A larger plug would have been better (they are pricey). What appeals about the EMS is its variety of random settings. Blow up doll::oops: Yes, really! But I didn’t buy it as a replacement for a partner! They’re more like fetish toys. This one is among the “fat” dolls (I believe it’s called Fatty Patty), and despite its somewhat crude look, it’s arguably the most comfortable and satisfying doll you can own (my tip: inflate it only halfway for maximum comfort). The main issue? It tends to spring a leak almost immediately upon first use! Over the years I’ve purchased three of them – so if you buy one, definitely grab a repair kit. Clamps: I have a pair of clover clamps and a set of rubber-tipped pegs for my testicles. Cock rings: Forget branded cock rings! The best ones are made from elasticated cotton strap (similar to underwear material). You must get one. Choose the softest, fluffiest option you can find, and if you’re handy with a needle, attach a velcro tab. Butt plug harness: OMG they feel uncomfortable until broken in! I’ve started conditioning them with leather conditioner, and they are becoming more wearable now. I have other bits too, but that covers most of it.:)

Recently ordered a latex vac-bed; hopefully arriving next week – excited to test it out! Mine came from Vac Bed (they have some short video clips online). It has left me slightly broke, so I’ll need to wait before buying my next bondage device: an electromagnet door holder that can be adapted into one.

I’d love to buy one immediately and start working on it, but patience is required. When funds allow – likely in the distant future – I desperately want a Spank-O-Matic (available at Orgasm Alley). I’m after the “max” version because it delivers the best whacks. It will set me back about £1000 total, but it looks SOOO delicious! 8