Ugh

I’ve been working on this for a few days, and it’s turning out to be quite the long tale—not nearly done yet. It’ll also take some time before we dive into anything else, so please bear with me.

“Ugh,” I thought. “It’s too hot.”

Those had been the thoughts looping through my head every night for a while now. Summer was something I despised. The unnaturally high temperatures and lack of breeze turned my room into an oven. The fan oscillating in the background made almost no difference as I sat by my computer, waiting for something interesting to occur. I pushed my long hair out of my face and brushed it behind my ear. My hair had been long since childhood—longer than anyone else I’d known at least—and ran down a few inches past my shoulders. By now it was late. 4am had just passed, and as usual, nothing amazing had miraculously happened. I sighed. “Oh well, bed I suppose.” With that, I stood up, opened the window, undressed, and hopped into bed. I laid there naked for only a few minutes before dozing off.

I slept in that morning until midday. This had been my pattern for the past week. I sat up, feeling strange. I didn’t know what it was, but something felt different. I didn’t think much of it until I began to dress again. As I pulled my boxers up my legs, I noticed something: My penis wasn’t the same as when I’d gone to sleep. On closer inspection, I realized it was in some sort of chastity belt. It was tiny, keeping my penis crammed inside with no hope of an erection. “What?!” is all I could think. I scanned the room for any evidence of what had happened. A piece of paper lay resting on my desk.