Humor: The Tale of Little Red Riding hood and the Big Bad Wolf

I caught wind of this one a while ago and just heard it again recently… No bondage involved, but I liked it anyway. (Or at least, that’s what I thought…) (Though to be fair, it might have been the abridged version). Little Red Riding Hood was making her way through the forest toward Grandma’s house when a deer crossed in front of her. “Oh, Little Red Riding hood, watch out! The Big Bad Wolf is hunting you down. He’s going to tear off your little red panties and give it to you good!” “I’m not scared of him; I’ve got a gun,” replied Red. So she kept walking when a small rabbit hopped into her path. “Oh, Little Red Riding hood, watch out! The Big Bad Wolf is hunting you down. He’s going to tear off your little red panties and give it to you good!” “I’m not scared of him; I’ve got a gun,” replied Red. Then she continued on until the big bad wolf leaped from behind a tree. “Oh, Little Red Riding Hood, I’ve been looking for you! I’m going to tear off your little red panties and give it to you good!” Little Red Riding hood pulled out her pistol and declared, “No way. You’re eating me up just like the story goes!”