Secrets Women Keep From Us Men

“One of our moderators—I won’t reveal which ones (to protect the Canadians)—loves teasing us with all the secrets women keep, but never share with men. She enjoys provoking us with remarks like…

‘One of many exquisitely wicked ways we torment you poor, chestless fellows…’ And one more thing: Nyah-nyah!!!!

I thought I’d be a bit more open and share at least one secret that belongs to us men… Well, I was reading this woman’s magazine the other day… It was a slow afternoon at work, so it was all there was to read. The article featured ‘Twelve things guys wish you knew in bed’. I certainly won’t list them all, but one particular point caught my eye… #3. Actually, the caption didn’t make much sense without reading the rest of the text, but the explanation went: “The only edge porn stars have over you is their willingness to let their fun bits be examined in good light…”

Actually, this wasn’t the main highlight that grabbed me initially, but it was the first one. In reality, I came back to this specific point later because it made more sense upon reflection. The number eight entry really grabbed my attention: “Let him watch you masturbate”. Now I don’t think most guys would have an issue with this; most would likely agree strongly that seeing a woman pleasure herself is a real turn-on. However, the printed answer went a bit deeper than just visual appeal. I won’t quote their entire response in full. Their first point was “Will markedly improve his oral sex skills”. It continues to describe a guy whose girlfriend “Told me exactly how she wanted me to go down on her.” He added that it wasn’t until she demonstrated what he should do that he truly understood what she liked and desired.

I started thinking about this, and quickly realized just how accurate it is. It seems obvious once you consider it, but us guys don’t have the same anatomy! We’ve heard their names and probably seen diagrams, but a verbal description isn’t always the best way to learn something new. Since we lack those parts ourselves to experiment with, we often don’t know what sensations or responses they generate for her. Showing us firsthand, up close and personal like that would be much more effective.:shock:

While almost any guy would love to uncover these secrets and ‘Be better in bed’, the real benefit goes to the woman. Of course, the cost she pays is having to show us first.:roll: Perhaps we men could take a lesson from this too. If it works for women, maybe it will work for us as well!:wink:”

"onestrangeguy: You make a valid point. Yes, I do believe that women should come with a 'How To' video, or at least an instruction manual on how to use or assemble them. I have mentioned before that men are the puppets of women; we generally do what they want just to get a little attention.:lol: Most men never really know exactly how the female body (or mind) operates.:?: My wife has dealt with quite a few medical issues lately, spending over 200 days in the hospital last year and twice this past year. Our Doctor said I should earn a medical degree for everything I have picked up over the past two years. But like I’ve always said; indoor plumbing costs more to maintain than outdoor plumbing. Our Dr. has had a LOL moment over that one. Yes, I do believe men in general would do just about anything to make a woman truly happy, especially in bed, just for those 1 or 2 minutes of bliss. Rader:)"