disguising my gear for selfbondage

I thought I’d ask, how do most of you people go about disguising your SB gear?

In my view, the best place to hide is in plain sight. So:

• My 20m spool of rope sits by the window “just in case a fire breaks out”.
• An elaborate network of chain, climbing carabiners, and padlocks supports my laundry bag.
• My “flyswatter” looks and feels remarkably like a dog’s tail.
• A buttplug is disguising itself as the rubber stopper on an ornamental bottle.
• A rubber ballgag sits near the laundry pretending to be a dryer ball.
• A maypole/spreader bar serves as my walking stick.

And a dog collar passes for an odd belt for a stuffed animal. Anyone else have tips?