Rube Goldberg BONDAGE?

One of the core elements in any self-bondage setup I design is that there must be an unpleasant sensation happening to me, one from which I cannot escape. This has ranged from simple weights attached to nipple clamps being pulled off a shelf, to elaborate scenes involving falling weights triggering an enema. While these kinds of setups are wonderful, my deepest desire is for something more intricate, much like the style of Rube Goldberg.

Now, if you aren’t familiar with who Rube Goldberg was, let me explain: he is best known for his comics showing overly complex machines built to perform simple tasks. Basically, it’s that classic idea where a ball rolls down a track, hits a row of dominos which leads to a knife balanced on a cup; when the cup falls, its weight flips a penny through the air onto a slide. The penny travels down into another cup that tips over, spilling orange juice right into your morning glass.

And now, back to the bondage part. I have always loved the concept of creating a Rube Goldberg-style scenario where each step in the machine adds a new, unique discomfort for me. The anticipation of every torment would be incredibly intense while sitting there watching the ball roll or dominos fall, knowing that nothing can stop the entire process once it begins.

So, am I the only one who dreams of mechanical madness intertwined with torment and self-bondage?