Inserting Objects Rectally

I experienced significant internal bleeding earlier this year due to arthritis medication. It turned out I was bleeding from both ends. They gave me small, pencil-sized suppositories about an inch long that I had to insert rectally. I’m not a petite guy by any means and consider my posterior opening quite generous. Still, inserting those pills felt nearly painful enough to make me cry because the entrance looked so tiny. I discovered it helps to slip one in after using the toilet; once you feel no pain but just pressure, you’ve found the right spot. By then, pushing with my middle finger while keeping my forearm resting between my cheeks made things easier.

Later on, I switched to a tube cream applicator with a long nozzle and found that method simpler too, though it still required about four minutes of steady shoving to position the tip correctly for application.

I’ve recovered fully now, but I’m curious if this sounds typical? I’ve seen pictures where people have much larger objects lodged down there, and most who go through with it complain very little. On a radio program recently, someone suggested using a condom during anal sex and coating it with Ambersol—a numbing agent for toothaches—to reduce pain for the recipient.

I wouldn’t mind having all my openings occupied in one session, but I worry if the discomfort is worth it. Better yet, I’d offer her access to me from behind if she can handle that.