Challenge accepted

I was considering giving this concept a shot. Here is what I have: 1: A dog collar chain (only the two outer links can accommodate my locks, but zip ties can help secure them) 2: Two padlocks and one combination lock 3: Saran wrap (how do I perform self mummification?) 4: Clothespins 5: Shoe spikes 6: ball gag 7: Duct tape 8: Various women’s clothing items My goal is crossdressing combined with mild pain.