Great self bondages scenario

I’m looking for a top-notch scenario. Whenever I try out the ones available, something always goes wrong and lets me escape. However, I have Saturday all to myself and would like to attempt something quite restrictive and torturous.

I am male. I possess plenty of rope. 2 paddles, a buttplug, an spandex girdle, panties, a collar with leash, a broken egg vibrator, a homemade burlap dress.

Please, I’m drawing a blank on ideas.