Testicular Blow to the SB

It was a classic case of the mind going blank in the heat of passion, even though I was alone. I’d set up a situation with some pressure from a rope around my balls, but decided to spice things up midway through without much forethought. The result? I ended up hanging partially by my testicles and realized I’d tied the wrong knot—one that cinches tighter under tension rather than sliding loose easily. Balancing on my toes wasn’t enough when I lost stability; hitting the ground made me think, “Oh god, they’ve come off.” That’s at least how it felt. The real injury turned out to be a half-inch tear in the scrotum and a cut vas deferens—so one of them is permanently changed. It took about two weeks before I could walk normally again. Interestingly, liquid Band-Aid adhesive did a great job sealing up that area. My main takeaway: stick to your carefully considered plan or start fresh with a new one.