Looking for an inventive way to bind myself

I’m a guy looking for an effortless yet not overly snug way to secure myself. My current kit includes scarves, a collar and leash, tights, Socca socks, one-piece bathing suits, some rope (which I tend to avoid), a 1-foot chain, four locks that use the same key plus one lock with its own unique key, footy pajamas, full-arm PJs, and poles stored in my basement. Give me ten points for your best scenario.