High-heeled showdown: Men versus Women!

woohoo men: 1 chicks: 0 (IF you even consider this perverted gamble a victory) my hot ex bet me that she could stand in a pair of black leather mules with 7 inch heels longer than I could in my closed-toe, ankle-strap black patent pumps (5.5”). to hell with it, I said; I refuse to let a good-looking chick beat me at anything, especially not one I’ve had sex with! So we tied ourselves up using spreader bars around our ankles and cuffed arms to the ceiling. Keys were placed in ice cubes within easy reach once they melted, so the competition was off! I was sure I was going to lose, but even after 45 minutes when the ice melted, my legs barely lifted from the ground compared to her CONSTANTLY slipping in and out of those mules. This happened despite the obvious facts: patent leather hurts WAY more than regular leather; closed-toe heels are worse than open ones; AND I had those hideous ankle straps. I guess the only advantage I had was that a 7” heel is significantly worse than just 5.5”. However, I lacked the luxury of sliding off mules while being stuck strapped in place. even after she kicked her mules off for good, her keys got stuck and I hadda free her (not without some taunting, naturally)