Not really a dedicated spanker, but it sure will sting the rear end

Not something I’ve done before, though it’s certainly an idea I’d like to try. I would love being tied securely and kept awake all night with intense pain hitting me every few minutes. Especially if I’m already sleep-deprived. Yes, admit it, I am a bit crazy;) A paintball gun seems perfect for this purpose. However, they are quite loud, messy, sometimes jam up, and mechanically controlling them might be tricky (or maybe not?).

1. Purchase an inexpensive electric airsoft rifle. Budget models usually lack precision, which is actually beneficial here since you don’t want every shot landing in the exact same spot. You’ll likely need to reduce accuracy even further somehow.
2. Open the casing and locate the trigger contacts.
3. Connect these wires to a computer via a relay, then write a small program that closes the circuit and fires the airsoft gun according to a set timer.
4. Bind yourself in front of the device, don your paintball mask or eye protection, and wait.. If I attempt this, I’m fairly confident it won’t last just a week; it could cause permanent damage if not managed well, so perhaps it’s too extreme. Still… dreams do cost nothing, right?;) Having an airsoft round strike your backside once or twice upon waking (linked to a computer release mechanism requiring a specific number of hits before escape) might be a more realistic approach.

:shock::shock: LOL, i admire your creativity, but i think this is really a bit OTT. being hit by a popgun doesn't sound nice. why not use a TENS combined with a noise- or motion detection-sensor which is placed outside the window or on the balcony? same effect, less bruises.

I saw in a video yesterday a spanking machine that worked on air, it has a cylinder that periodically extended which moved a lever with a paddle on the end. I guess the compressor was off camera somewhere but ti delivered a good force.