A test of strength

I gave this a shot earlier today, and wow, it was quite the workout! Here’s what I did: I grabbed one of those plastic shower bars with adjustable height settings and positioned it so that it pressed right against my anus while I stood on my tiptoes. Next, I placed it in the shower on top of a washcloth to keep it steady, then applied shampoo to both sides of the bar. This made the areas left and right quite slippery. Essentially, I just stepped up onto the bar itself, tucked my hands behind me, and let gravity do its work. At first, it was pretty manageable, and I could slide my legs in a bit to ease the pressure from standing on my toes. But soon enough, between my body weight and the slick shampoo, my legs started drifting outward. To compensate, I had to rise even higher onto my tiptoes. My inner thighs began to fatigue, making it hard to pull my legs back in sufficiently while maintaining that height. They kept sliding out until I was perched as high as possible, creating intense strain! The shaking in my thighs intensified, and soon my calves started trembling too. Despite trying my hardest to hold on, exhaustion eventually set in, leaving only my clenched glutes preventing me from being fully impaled. Naturally, the last muscles to fail were those same ones, resulting in the bar sliding mercilessly inside. When it was all over, I was a sweaty, heated mess! For next time, I think I might try binding or securing my hands behind (or at my sides) for even more intensity. This concept came from watching how people use wooden ponies. I’d also love to hear about other predicaments that fit this theme! Hope you liked it!