Digital timer for controlling devices

I picked up a digital light timer at the hardware store for roughly $20. It lets you configure as many as 70 on/off cycles, with flexible timing and durations ranging from one minute to seven days. I set it to wait ten minutes before turning on for one minute, then waiting another seven minutes before activating again for three minutes, continuing this pattern until I had programmed about fifty varied on/off sequences with different waits and active periods. Afterward, I plugged my vibrator into the timer, fastened it securely to my body, set an ice timer for approximately two hours, and bound myself up. One caution: be aware of your limits regarding vibrator stimulation. The first few cycles were manageable because they only lasted one or two minutes each, but during the third cycle, which ran for five minutes, I ejaculated. All subsequent cycles until the ice melted felt more irritating than pleasurable. You women might not experience that same issue. Set the clock’s starting point to midnight, then program all your times beginning from there. The timer features a button that resets the clock back to midnight while keeping all other programming intact. This makes it easy: when you are ready for your scenario, press reset and the sequence begins immediately. For added unpredictability, set the clock time to something other than midnight; this way, you won’t know exactly which part of the program will kick off first. I am certain other forum members can think of numerous applications for such a timer. I would love to hear what they come up with.